YOU ARE NOT MY SECRET CRUSH

Dear Mr. Eon,

I know that i sound like some crazy girl stalking you but thrust me i have no feelings for you. A good friend of mine gave me your phone number and i purposely throw it away. It's just that YOU LOOK LIKE TOM DELONGE. That's all. I swear. I still feel guilty about it after all these years. I'm scared that i'm giving you the wrong messages. I hope you didn't think that i like you. Yuck. OK bye.

AWAS!!

Now i knew that i'm actually a road bully. T_T This statement does not only come from my husband but also from some friends. You wouldn't know it from the outside because i'm such a softspoken person. I remember one insident whereby i had a meeting at UNITEN. I was in a hurry and i thought that UGLY YELLOW CHEAP OLD SATRIA allowed me to potong him. (I put some signal ok, still got manners). And then he was angry he sort of cucuk me, turn to left lane while showing the middle finger. BUT there was a super slow lorry in front of him so he couldn't speed up. HAHAHA What? showing middle finger i got scared ah? You think i will cry is zit?? (try to sound like ah beng) I osso got ok, left right lagi. So so..... i showed him that magic finger and make sure he sees it. and i laughed.

Some more ah, one fine day i was driving ok the better word is crusing along a deserted road pretending i'm driving a convertible. (Don't laugh). I was on the left lane then got another STUPID ALSO CHEAP PERSONA honking me because he wanted to drive on the left lane. Get it? I was dring slowly on the left side if you want to potong me then you'll go to the right lane. But this genius guy asked me to shift to the right lane so he can have the left lane all by himself. What the fruit man?! So i shifted to the right lane (he was driving fast), kejar him, when we were side by side, i look at him direct in the eye and said "apa? mau cari gaduh ka?". He showed some sign of salute (maybe he's saying i'm sorry, wah this girl garang one manyak takut) and i walked off.


As much as i love mini cooper, i still prefer a 4WD. :-p.

p/s: What is it with the notion that only guy can be road bully? I saw some news saying that "semakin banyak pemandu wanita menjadi pembuli jalan". Trust me, when you saw my hometown's road condition. You'll freak out and decide to announce to other people you didn't have a driving license.

Do you believe in karma?

When i was in need of your help, you can smile gloatingly and just walk away. But now you appear so interested, so eager.... How do you think i can embrace you with open arms? I will let bygones be bygones but it will always be at the back of my head. Now is pay back time, my subconcious mind starts to kick in. I don't have a good feeling about this. Sigh.

Reflections

Tied in a materialistic world, had forced me to judge every single cent that had been earned and spent. Calculator staring blankly at me, waiting for me to punched in the magic numbers. Hopefully I will get a fruitful number. But suddenly when I think that one day I will die and none of these printed papers will be relevant anymore.

So if you knew that you are going to live for only 3 days more, what would you do? What would I do? That LV bag doesn’t mean much. That car doesn’t look great anymore. And who cares about keeping up with the Joneses?

Having a baby has thought me to become selfless. I finally realized that the precious little time I have are borrowed, not refund and no turning back.

Cheap entertainment

Finally, a book that defends messy people like me. Clutter is good and yeah being a cheapskate makes me rich.

Insurance alien and evil card

I don't know why but i like to pretend that i'm poor. I told everyone that i have a lot of debts while making a sad face. Not that i'm filthy rich in the first place. I just said that so hopefully no one will pay any attention to me.

"I don't think i can commit to paying RM200 for that insurance. I have a lot of debts. i paid my mum and dad's house, car etc loan bla bla...." This is what i told the insurance agent. She made a shock face and just walk off. Haha perfect.

well i do have debts but not THAT critical. If i didn't have any saving how in the hell can i afford my overseas trip. If i combine all of the oversea expenses, i can buy a kancil- CASH.


Last year, i got a call from a bank promoting his credit card. I said i'm not interested but he kept pushing me.
"What type of credit card are you using right now?"
"None"
"None?!! How did you buy things?!!"
"Cashlah!"


My rule of thumb is if i can't afford it in cash, then i won't buy it. Well except for car and house which i have no choice but apply for loan cause you know i'm not dirt rich.


Btw, who wants to be Paris Hilton BFF?