Now i knew that i'm actually a road bully. T_T This statement does not only come from my husband but also from some friends. You wouldn't know it from the outside because i'm such a softspoken person. I remember one insident whereby i had a meeting at UNITEN. I was in a hurry and i thought that UGLY YELLOW CHEAP OLD SATRIA allowed me to potong him. (I put some signal ok, still got manners). And then he was angry he sort of cucuk me, turn to left lane while showing the middle finger. BUT there was a super slow lorry in front of him so he couldn't speed up. HAHAHA What? showing middle finger i got scared ah? You think i will cry is zit?? (try to sound like ah beng) I osso got ok, left right lagi. So so..... i showed him that magic finger and make sure he sees it. and i laughed.
Some more ah, one fine day i was driving ok the better word is crusing along a deserted road pretending i'm driving a convertible. (Don't laugh). I was on the left lane then got another STUPID ALSO CHEAP PERSONA honking me because he wanted to drive on the left lane. Get it? I was dring slowly on the left side if you want to potong me then you'll go to the right lane. But this genius guy asked me to shift to the right lane so he can have the left lane all by himself. What the fruit man?! So i shifted to the right lane (he was driving fast), kejar him, when we were side by side, i look at him direct in the eye and said "apa? mau cari gaduh ka?". He showed some sign of salute (maybe he's saying i'm sorry, wah this girl garang one manyak takut) and i walked off.
As much as i love mini cooper, i still prefer a 4WD. :-p.
p/s: What is it with the notion that only guy can be road bully? I saw some news saying that "semakin banyak pemandu wanita menjadi pembuli jalan". Trust me, when you saw my hometown's road condition. You'll freak out and decide to announce to other people you didn't have a driving license.
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