DIY Poject No 2

Nice or not? Must say it's nice ok because i painstakingly tampal it one by one. I have to admit that i enjoyed the whole process, i feel like i'm Monet or something. Bringing out the artistic nature inside me. (konon) Haha.

Favourite Pastime

Sit back, relax and enjoy the show.

How NOT to be a cheapskate next door

No 1: Be a nosy girl and poke your face down the tax free corner

No 2: Choose whatever you fancy and buy it

no 3: Voila! You are officially broke.

Yeah yeah i was attracted by the whole idea of living below your means. A true cheapskate style. But a teeny weeny...... of self-indulging won't be wrong, right?

How can i resist the power of capitalism and free trade? HOW?? Sigh... only Becky Bloomwood would understand me...

BTW, i never really like the American version of that movie. That girl was as i imagined her to be, sweet and stylish. But whats- the- name- of- that- guy acting as Luke Brandon, meh. Should be a charismatic actor but i'm not sure who would be appropriate. I'll think about it. Someone who is tall, dark and develishly handsome. Anyone?

Justice My Food

Ok i'm back to normal liau. Busy with baby. Ramadan is just around the corner! Time to bring out my inner chef. Or maybe just buy it at pasar malam.

Lesson learnt

I am very angry and sad tonight. Sometimes i feel like my baby didn't love me. To him, i'm just a robot doing all the 'dirty jobs'- changing diapers etc. When it comes to the nurturing part, it's not me. The mother. The mother who gave birth to him. I know i sound like i'm crazy, well maybe i am. Yeah right, the joy of motherhood. I feel like someone had splashed some cold water at my face - This is the reality of motherhood. You are expected to give everything and expect nothing in return. I'm crying my eyes out. Hope tomorrow will be a better day.

YOU ARE NOT MY SECRET CRUSH

Dear Mr. Eon,

I know that i sound like some crazy girl stalking you but thrust me i have no feelings for you. A good friend of mine gave me your phone number and i purposely throw it away. It's just that YOU LOOK LIKE TOM DELONGE. That's all. I swear. I still feel guilty about it after all these years. I'm scared that i'm giving you the wrong messages. I hope you didn't think that i like you. Yuck. OK bye.

AWAS!!

Now i knew that i'm actually a road bully. T_T This statement does not only come from my husband but also from some friends. You wouldn't know it from the outside because i'm such a softspoken person. I remember one insident whereby i had a meeting at UNITEN. I was in a hurry and i thought that UGLY YELLOW CHEAP OLD SATRIA allowed me to potong him. (I put some signal ok, still got manners). And then he was angry he sort of cucuk me, turn to left lane while showing the middle finger. BUT there was a super slow lorry in front of him so he couldn't speed up. HAHAHA What? showing middle finger i got scared ah? You think i will cry is zit?? (try to sound like ah beng) I osso got ok, left right lagi. So so..... i showed him that magic finger and make sure he sees it. and i laughed.

Some more ah, one fine day i was driving ok the better word is crusing along a deserted road pretending i'm driving a convertible. (Don't laugh). I was on the left lane then got another STUPID ALSO CHEAP PERSONA honking me because he wanted to drive on the left lane. Get it? I was dring slowly on the left side if you want to potong me then you'll go to the right lane. But this genius guy asked me to shift to the right lane so he can have the left lane all by himself. What the fruit man?! So i shifted to the right lane (he was driving fast), kejar him, when we were side by side, i look at him direct in the eye and said "apa? mau cari gaduh ka?". He showed some sign of salute (maybe he's saying i'm sorry, wah this girl garang one manyak takut) and i walked off.


As much as i love mini cooper, i still prefer a 4WD. :-p.

p/s: What is it with the notion that only guy can be road bully? I saw some news saying that "semakin banyak pemandu wanita menjadi pembuli jalan". Trust me, when you saw my hometown's road condition. You'll freak out and decide to announce to other people you didn't have a driving license.